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Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:136:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:112:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:109:\"Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:83:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:134:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:110:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:116:\"Declaration of views_handler_relationship::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:90:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_relationship.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:123:\"Declaration of views_plugin_pager_none::post_execute() should be compatible with views_plugin_pager::post_execute(&$result)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_pager_none.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:127:\"Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:81:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:102:\"Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options()\";s:5:\"%file\";s:89:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:130:\"Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:79:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:139:\"Declaration of views_plugin_argument_validate::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:93:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_argument_validate.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:172:\"Declaration of views_plugin_argument_validate_taxonomy_term::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_argument_validate::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:116:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/modules/taxonomy/views_plugin_argument_validate_taxonomy_term.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:11:\"user notice\";s:8:\"%message\";s:119:\"The _custom_breadcrumbs_get_breadcrumb() function called token replacement with an array rather than a string for $text\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/token/token.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:263;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:11:\"user notice\";s:8:\"%message\";s:119:\"The _custom_breadcrumbs_get_breadcrumb() function called token replacement with an array rather than a string for $text\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/token/token.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:263;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%B2%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%8A%D9%86', '', '34.229.76.193', 1558322411) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

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أرســل لنـــا نـكــته من هنا

نكته


قلت لها سأفرش لك قلبي لتنامي عليه .

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فقالت : وان ازعجتني دقات قلبك

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فأجبتها : بتنامي عالأرض

يلعن أبوكي على اللي بدو يدلعك

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قمة الإحراااااااااج ......... لما تفوت البنت على السوبر ماركت بدها تشتري اولويز و ما بدها حدا يشوفها فتتمشى بين لرفوف و تاخد الأولويز و تمسكه بإيديها التنتين و تغطي عليه و توصل للكاشير و هي مبسوطه انه ما حدا شافها و تعطيه للكاشير فيقلبه ما يلاقي السعر عليه فيرفعه قدام امه لا الاه الا الله و يسأل :

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محوووووووود

محوووووووود الاولويز بقدييييييييييييييش ؟؟smiley

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وحدة بعتت مسج لرفيقها : حبيبي اذا كنت نايم ابعثلي حلمك ...... واذا كنت تبكي ابعثلي دموعك ............ واذا كنت تضحك ابعثلي ضحكتك .......... قام بعثلها :

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حبيبتي

حبيبتي أنا في التواليت شو بدك ابعتلكlaughsmileywink

نكته


واحد راح يخطب قالوا له المهر 10 آلاف



قال ليش 10 آلاف أنا محصل وحده بألفين و حاملlaughsmileywink

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واحــد دخــل عــلــى مــراتــه لــقــاهــا بــتــــخــونــة مــع واحــد

راح عـــشــان يــجــيــب الــســكــيــنــة يــمــوتــه

قــالــه :اســتــنــى احــنــا الــكــامــيــرا الــخــفــيــه

قــالــه يا جدع دى تــالــت مــره تــعــمــلــوهــا فــيــه و مـبتزيعوش حاجة

cheekylaughsmileywink

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اشهر الجمل الي بيقولوها الولاد



1-هاي ممكن نتعرف

2-فين صورتك ممكن اشوف شكلك

3-انتي مرتبطة؟

4-ممكن رقمك نفسي اسمع صوتك اكيد حلو زيك

5-انا اول مرة اقول الكلام ده لبنت

6-بحبك

7-انا مش بحب الكدب ع فكره

8-مش عارف ليه قلبي انفتحلك بسرعه

cheekylaughsmileywink

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ناموا الأولاد



واحدة بتقول لجوزها حبيبي الولاد ناموا ؟ قلها اه ,,,

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قالتلو اكيد نيمتهم و قفلت الباب عليهم ؟

قلها اكيد يا عمري ..

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قالتلو يعني ما فيش غيرنا في الاوضة؟

قلها ما فيش الا انا و انت يا روحي ,,,

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قالتلو

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يبقي دي ريحة رجلك قوم إغسلهم الله يقرفك cheekyblush

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قلب الرجل وقلب المرأة



قلب المرأة مثل شوكلاته تويكس....لواحد مش لا تنين..... اما قلب الرجل مثل شوكلاته جلاكسي ...معها تحلو المشاركةcheekyblush

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ابليس





يا ريتني اخدت ابليس وما اخدتك

رد جوزها : حبيبتي شرعا حرام هالكلام

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ما بصير أخ ياخد اختو !!cheekyblush

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واحد قاعد في أمان



واحد قاعد في أمان الله بيقرا الجرنان، وفجأة جت مراته وضربته بغطا الحلة فوق دماغه ..طرررررخ

الزوج: فيه ايه يا بنت الحلال؟ ليه كدا؟؟؟

الزوجه: ايه الورقه اللي في جيب بدلتك ومكتوب عليها 'سوسو'؟؟

الزوج: يا بنت الحلال، ده أسم الحصان اللى بنشجعه في السباق!

الزوجه صدقته وراحت لحالها...

بعد اسبوع، الزوج قاعد في أمان الله يقرا الجرنان، وفجأة جت مراته وضربته

بغطا الحلة على راسه !!

الزوج: خير يابنت الحلال في ايه تاني؟؟

الزوجه: حصانك على التليفونcheekyblush

 

 
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