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Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:136:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:112:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:109:\"Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:83:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:134:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:110:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:116:\"Declaration of views_handler_relationship::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:90:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_relationship.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:123:\"Declaration of views_plugin_pager_none::post_execute() should be compatible with views_plugin_pager::post_execute(&$result)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_pager_none.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:127:\"Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:81:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:102:\"Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options()\";s:5:\"%file\";s:89:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:130:\"Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:79:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:139:\"Declaration of views_plugin_argument_validate::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:93:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_argument_validate.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:172:\"Declaration of views_plugin_argument_validate_taxonomy_term::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_argument_validate::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:116:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/modules/taxonomy/views_plugin_argument_validate_taxonomy_term.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:11:\"user notice\";s:8:\"%message\";s:119:\"The _custom_breadcrumbs_get_breadcrumb() function called token replacement with an array rather than a string for $text\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/token/token.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:263;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%88-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A8%D8%AF', '', '3.84.182.112', 1555648369) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

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 أبو العبد قرر يغير مهنته ويشتغل مطهر قام فتح محل وعلق بالواجهة أقلام وساعات أبو صطيف راح تاني يوم يبارك له المحل أبو صطيف: مبروك المحل يا ابو العبد بس بدي اسألك سؤال ؟ أبو صطيف: اشتغلت مطهر فهمناها بس لشو الاقلام والساعات بالواجهة ؟ أبو العبد: ولو يا أبو صطيف شو بدك ياني علق بالواجهة ؟؟ 

ابو العبد والموبايل


 أبو العبد وأبو صطيف قاعدين بالقهوة... قال أبو العبد لأبو صطيف: شايف يا أبو صطيف هالصرعة الجديدة، هيدا يللي أسمو موبايل. أبو صطيف: شايف بالله، نحنا ما خلصانين بفواتير التلفون العادي حتى نلاحق فواتير الموبايل. أبو العبد: والله، يا أبو صطيف ما إلنا غير نصير نستخدم الحمام الزاجل أنا وأنت، ونتراسل بالحمام الزاجل متل ما كانوا يعملوا جدودنا من قبل، ولا فواتير ندفعها ولا بلوط. أبو صطيف: والله، فكرة حلوة يا أبو العبد وتاني يوم، صار أبو العبد وأبو صطيف يتراسلوا بالحمام الزاجل... هيك قرابة شهر. وبيوم من الأيام، قاعد أبو العبد على هالشباك، وإذ، إجتو حمامة! قال أبو العبد: هه، هيئتو أبو صطيف باعتلي رسالة مسك أبو العبد الحمامة، وصار يفتش فيها ويقلّبها - فتش بين رجليها، تحت جناحيها، ما لقى شي. فتش ببدنها، فتش بدنبها، كمان ما لقى شي ! فاستغرب، ومسك هالموبايل وأتصل بأبو صطيف: أبو العبد: وْلي أبو صطيف، باعتلي حمامة فاضية؟ أبو صطيف: ولِكْ لأ يا أجدب، هيدي معناها مس كول 

 

 

 

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